MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!

Today I tried to go to Youtube and sign in, but I couldn't. I tried to reset the password by putting in my username. It said a password reset thing would be sent to my email account. I checked my email; no password reset. I then put in my email address and asked Youtube to send my password. Youtube said that my email address did not exist in the Youtube system. I tried every email I have ever had. Nothing. SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT. They changed the email and password for the account. I contacted Youtube and they said that they would check out the situation. I don't know what's gonna happen, my account might be recovered back to me, my account will be deleted by Youtube, or Youtube won't do anything, I do not know what's going to happen. Since I can't recover my account, I can't sign in to Youtube. Until the situation is resolved, videos are suspended until further notice.

Zombamazomba

Chief Show 17 Out!

The Chief Show: Episode 17 - "You Don't Mess With Steve Jobs"

Episode Description: "Master Chief blames 'The Hills' for the Gulf Oil Disaster, gives swimming pool tips, and demos the iPhone 4!"

What's up? The World Cup's starting in less than 11 hours!!! I'm gonna now stay in my house until after July 11 (duration of the World Cup). Lol. Anyway, here's the new Chief Show.

The next Master Chief Sucks video will be MCS at Travelling Out of the Country. I enjoyed writing the script. Where will Master Chief go? You'll find out! (I'll give you a hint: somewhere in Asia).

Have a great weekend,
Zombamazomba

New Fanmail

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 43:

YouTube
Metacafe

Episode Description: "Master Chief talks about a trip to Australia, his gaming enemies, his views on Obama, and his secrets to becoming a YouTube star!"

Hey guys, so if you haven't yet noticed, my videos will now be on Metacafe as well as YouTube! Don't worry, I'm still posting all of the videos on YouTube, I'm just also uploading them to Metacafe. There seems to be no MCS videos of any kind on Metacafe, so I thought that this would be an interesting chance to explore a new site.

Other than that, not much else. I still haven't decided what the next regular MCS video will be, probably MCS Sucks at Teabagging in Halo, because that requires game footage and therefore will take the most time (this is the perfect opportunity to work on it, because I have some vacation time).

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

P.S. World Cup is one week away...

Season Premiere of MCS Season 4 is Up!

Master Chief Sucks at Hunting

Video Description: "The premiere of Master Chief Sucks Season 4! The new baby has taken a toll on Chief and his family. When a stranger asks to stay with the family for a few days, Chief gives the OK on one condition: the man needs to take Chief hunting! Watch all hell break loose on the first video of the new season!"

Hey guys, we're finally here! You've patiently waited three months and here is the new season! This video topic was suggested to me over a year ago, not a topic from the Voting videos. I promised a guy I would make this video and here it finally is. Hope you guys enjoy it!

I haven't decided what the next video in season four will be, but I can tell you that the next regular video will be on Sunday, June 27th.

See you guys later,
Zombamazomba

New Chief Show

The Chief Show: Episode 16 - "Not Barney Again"

Hey guys, here with another Chief Show. Remember, the season premiere of the fourth season of my Master Chief Sucks videos will take place on Sunday. Get ready for Master Chief Sucks at Hunting - over a year in the making!

Not much else to say. I'm trying to learn how to make iPhone Apps. I still need to learn the special programming language, but if I do make an app, I'll let you guys know what it's called!

World Cup is less than two weeks away...

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

New Fanmail Out!

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 42

Episode Description: "Master Chief states his position on illegal immigrants, talks about how to avoid sexual predators, tells stories of his rage with video games, and talks about his senior year of high school!"

Yo, yo, yo, what's up? I've decided to make a special for season four, the very long-awaited MCS Anniversary Special (It'll be the third anniversary of MCS, even though it's the first anniversary special). Don't get excited yet though, the anniversary is not until October 28th, three days after my birthday!

You may have noticed the ad on the top-right of the page. I am an affiliate of LinkShare.com, and I'm attempting to make a little revenue off of my videos, via the ad. No, I'm not selling out. It's just a tiny rectangular button, just ignore it :)

Okay, that last part made me sound like a dick...

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

P.S. Less than 20 days until the World Cup!!!

New Chief Show Uploaded

The Chief Show: Episode 15 - "Your Pants Are Down"

Episode Description: "Chief talks about Playboy's new website, oil in the Gulf of Mexico, and President Obama's warning to students. Chief re-enacts Tiger Woods' withdrawal from a golf tournament, and tells children a story that they will never forget!"

Hey guys, how's it going? This Chief Show is up early on Thursday, because I'm gonna be busy tomorrow. For the first time in a while, I actually feel confident about the skits that I wrote in this Chief Show. Hope you enjoy them! Let me know what you think.

In other news, I've been hella busy this week. I can't wait for the summer and all that vacation time :)

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

MCS Season 4 Trailer!

Trailer: Master Chief Sucks - Season Four

Here is the trailer for the next season of Master Chief Sucks! The season will start with Master Chief Sucks at Hunting, a topic suggested to me by AppleCider39, literally two years ago. I promised I would make the video.

If you haven't seen UltraHyperShadow's series finale of MCS at Ordering, check it out.

Have a good Mother's Day!

-Zombamazomba

New Fanmail Up

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 41

Episode Description: "Master Chief reveals his love for Halo: Reach, talks about times he's been bullied, talks about fuel-efficient cars, and peeks into a parallel universe in this episode of Fanmail!"

Hey guys, how's it going? On Sunday, I'm gonna upload a trailer for season four, with a sneak peek at all of the suggestion-videos. Season four's gonna start with a video that actually wasn't a part of this season's suggestions, though.

Not much to talk about... I saw Sherlock Holmes, the movie. It was very good. I look forward to checking out Ironman 2 this weekend. Also, I'm working on learning how to make iPhone apps!

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

P.S. Make sure you check out "Master Chief Sucks at Everything", the series-finale of UltraHyperShadow's "MCS at Ordering" series! The video is tomorrow.

Early Chief Show and Season Four Voting Results

The Chief Show: Episode 14 - "In the Closet"

Episode Description: "Master Chief talks about Jillian Michaels, the Octomom, and South Park. Chief gives us a preview of upcoming summer movies, and gets into a Yo Momma fight with Sam!"

Hey guys, I'm uploading this Chief Show early, because I'm gonna be busy tomorrow.

I posted the results of Season Four Voting on the Voting video. I was lucky that there were no ties for the ten-spot, so I didn't have to come up with a tiebreaker. You can view the top ten most voted topics, as well as the complete results in the comments section of that video. All I can say is Season Four is gonna be a wild ride, buckle up...

The new season will start in about a month, and I will release a season trailer in the next week or so. The season will not start with one of the voted suggestions, but instead it will be a suggestion that I promised a certain user two years ago.

That's about it. I saw You Don't Know Jack on HBO. It was really good (it's about Jack Kevorkian, the assisted-suicide doctor). Okay that was a grim way to end a blog post LOL

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

P.S. If you saw the new Chief Show episode already, then yes, the MacGruber movie IS real.

100th Video!!! (and 40th Fanmail)

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 40

Episode Description: "Master Chief talks about erections, hilarious pranks, cyro tubes, and his marriage in the 40th episode of Fanmail!"

Hey guys, this is my 100th VIDEO!!! Also, the 40th episode of Fanmail!

If you haven't voted for Season Four suggestions yet, you have until Sunday. Final results will be placed in the comments section of that video.

I'm gonna be busy next Friday, so the 14th episode of the Chief Show will be uploaded on Thursday.

That's about it. I played through God of War 3 and loved it. I'm working on Mass Effect 2. I might write a review on the games.

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

Vote for Season 4 Suggestions!

Season 4 Suggestions Voting Video

DEADLINE TO VOTE: April 25, 2010

Rules:

1. You may vote for up to five (5) DIFFERENT topics. (By different, I mean that you can't use all 5 of your votes for one particular topic.)

2. You CANNOT vote for any of your own suggestions.

3. You must place your votes in a clear comment on the voting video.

4. The top ten voted topics will be used in season four.

5. If there is a tiebreaker for the tenth spot (for example, three topics are tied for the tenth most voted topic), then I will either use all of the tied suggestions for season four (if there are only a few that are tied), or I will generate some other tiebreaker (no guarantees that your tied topic will be used).

Chief Show w/ Last Guest Host!

The Chief Show: Episode 13 - "You People"

Episode Description: "Special guest host Robert Downey, Jr. (as Kirk Lazarus from Tropic Thunder)! Master Chief talks about Kate Gosselin and Playboy, analyzes golf, reviews the new "Alice in Wonderland", and leads a civil rights march against Ben Roethlisberger!"

Hey guys! This is the newest Chief Show, featuring the show's final guest host. I decided to stop the guest host thing because some of the jokes are getting old, and it's a whole lot of work for me to find audio clips, download them off of Youtube, and then trim the parts I need for my videos. This last guest host was picked by GunSlayer360.

On Sunday, there will be a video that asks you guys to vote on the many season four suggestions I've gotten. You can each vote for five different topics (other than your own). More information will be given on Sunday.

So, how about Tiger Woods? The guy made his return and finished in fourth at the Masters. Damn. Anyway, that's about it. See you guys later!

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

Fanmail 39 is Uploaded

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 39

Episode Description: "Master Chief talks about Tiger Woods' offspring, Laker Girls, Halo Legends, and his future Presidential acts!"

What's up, guys? Zomba here. Pretty odd time of year. You want summer to get here so you can go swimming and where shorts and stuff, but it's not here for a few more months. It's not really cold, but it's not really hot. Odd. Lol, I just described Spring, didn't I...

So Sunday is the deadline for season four suggestions. I've gotten a ton already, thanks guys. Next Sunday, you guys will vote on the suggestions (you will each pick three suggestions you like, other than your own), and the top ten voted suggestions will be made into videos. Also, I will still add my own topics for videos during the season, if I feel that there needs to be plot twists or plots resolved.

So that's it. I'll see you guys next week.

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

New Early Chief Show

The Chief Show: Episode 12 - "It's in Your Bush"

Episode Description: "Special guest host Reverend Al Sharpton! Master Chief talks about Joe Biden, his favorite TV shows, and nuclear waste. Chief has a discussion with the reverend about Harry Potter, and has an Easter Egg Hunt!"

Hey guys! Again, early video this week, because I'm out of town on Friday. Thanks for all of the suggestions! I've already had 60 of them so far! You guys are gonna have a hard time voting for them, I'm glad I don't have to choose! In a few weeks, you guys will vote for a few topics you like and the top ten voted topics will be made into videos. The deadline for sending suggestions is Sunday, April 11.

Well that's about it, for your information, I'm spending a few days in So-Cal this week. I'm gonna do something in San Diego, see a soccer game in LA, and maybe take a trip to Catalina Island. I've been really exhausted lately so it should be good R&R for me.

Have a good week,
Zombamazomba

Suggest Season Four Topics

Suggestions Video

SUGGESTION RULES:
1. You must post a comment on the suggestions video, CLEARLY showing your suggestions.
2. You may suggest TWO (2) topics.
3. Your suggestions must be original and cannot have already been used for a video by me or any other Youtube user.
4. If you have suggested a topic to me before (even if I already told you I'd use your suggestion), you must suggest the topic AGAIN.
5. You can only send suggestions from the day this video was uploaded, to Sunday, April 11, 2010.

*ALL SUGGESTIONS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THE ABOVE RULES (I.E. SUGGESTIONS SENT IN PERSONAL MESSAGES, SUGGESTIONS MADE AFTER THE DEADLINE) WILL NOT BE USED. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!*

A week after the deadline, I will post a video with all of the suggestions. You guys will vote on each others' suggestions and the top ten suggestions will be made into videos. More info on that when that video comes out.

Also, this week's fanmail will be on Tuesday, because I'll be out of town later this week. Thank you and don't forget to make your suggestions!

Sincerely,
Zombamazomba

New Fanmail Episode

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 38

Episode Description: "Master Chief shares his experiences with ice skating, solves the natural resources problem, talks about PC games, and gives tips on how to beat up his son in this episode!"

Hey dudes, how was your week? First off, I'm gonna release the next Chief Show on Tuesday, because I'm gonna be out of town in LA for a few days at the end of next week. Also, there will be a video, asking for season four suggestions on Sunday. Here's how it works: you guys can each post a comment on the video with two suggestions. After a few weeks, you guys will vote on each others' comments and the top ten voted comments will be made into season four videos. I'll give full information on Sunday.

In other news, I was totally murdered in my NCAA pool. I had Kansas to win the whole tournament and Syracuse to make it to the Final Four (I don't know shit about college basketball). Anyway, for all soccer fans out there, the World Cup is less than 80 days away! Yes!

Have a nice weekend,
Zombamazomba

New Chief Show

The Chief Show: Episode 11 - "Blood-Craving Zombie"

Episode Description: "Special guest host George Carlin! The Chief talks about March Madness and school textbooks. Information on how to fill out your 2010 Census form, a zombie test, and a beauty pageant!"

Hey guys! So this is the new Chief Show. I decided to stick with the guest host thing, since most of you seem to like it. George Carlin for this episode! I know it was a little controversial bringing him back from the dead and all, but I'm fine with it because I know the man, himself, wouldn't be angry.

Next Sunday, there will be a video allowing you to suggest two topics for season four. You guys will then vote on the best ones, and the top ten will be made into videos.

So how about the NCAA tournament, quite a few shockers already! I'm kind of getting my ass kicked in my bracket pool, but hopefully I'll rack up some points. Number one prize in my pool is $500, yeah!

So that's about it, I finally moved my furniture around so that both my laptop and my Mac are on the same table. I used to have to run back and forth when making complicated videos, getting music for them, etc...

As far as I know, Master Chief Sucks at Getting Married is blocked worldwide because of Lionel Richie copyright infringement. LOL. I'm attempting to get rid of the block. Also, I deleted the third episode of the Adventures of 47 and removed the link list from the blog. This was due to more copyright infringement, asshole UMG.

See you later,
Zombamazomba

P.S. Check out UltraHyperShadow's channel here, his final season of "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" is really heating up!

FINALE IS NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Hey guys, I know some of you have been waiting for this for weeks. Here it is, the finale of Master Chief Sucks Season 3!

Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid: Part One
Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid: Part Two

Finale Description: "Over a year in the making, Master Chief Sucks Season Three comes to an end. Master Chief's Hawaii vacation is unexpectedly extended by the addition of a new baby to the family! Master Chief must deal with the news, as the family prepares for the baby in the only dysfunctional way they can. Will this baby tear the family apart, or bring them together? Find out in Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid!"

Here we are. Wow. I don't know what to say. Ten videos (depending on whether you count the Christmas Special as part of season three or if you count two-parter videos), and over a year in the making. That's right, this season started in 2008. Amazing, huh? I think that this season is my best season so far, but that's for you guys to decide. I worked hard on the finale to make it live up to the hype. I included everything I could think of, as far as preparing for a baby goes. That meant alot of time on Wikipedia looking up Pregnancy, lol.

The video ended up being split in two parts, first is about 7:30, second is about 6 minutes. It is the longest video I've ever made. Anyway, I really hope you guys enjoy it. I definitely enjoyed making it.

So, here goes the acknowledgements. First, UltraHyperShadow. You never say a single bad thing to me and you've always been supportive, even when I didn't believe in myself. I know all of that sounds really cliche and cheesey, but it's true. Thanks man.

All of my viewers and subscribers and friends, thank you. Your comments and loyalty keep my videos going each week. I cannot thank you enough. Also, all of the users who suggested video topics for this season, thanks.

I enjoy making these videos for you guys, as you know. I hope to continue to make at least two more season finales as well. And I'll try to limit the hard drive crashes :)

Thank you again and I hope you enjoyed the season,
Zombamazomba

P.S. I will be coming out with a video in a few weeks, allowing you guys to suggest video ideas for season four. Users will vote for them and I'll make the top ten topics into season four videos!

P.S.S. I had a crappy time uploading this video. I originally had U2's "Ultra Violet" playing during the credits, but UMG banned it. Next, I put in "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by IZ Kamakawiwo'ole. This was banned by WMG. Finally, I was forced to put in an acoustic ukelele non-copyrighted tune. Over two hours of uploading...

This Week's Fanmail is Out

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 37

Episode Description: "Master Chief reveals his embarrassing high school crush, his bucket list, a way to fight the flood, and his feelings about the Trump/Rosie feud!"

Hey guys. Again, this is Friday's episode, but I'm uploading it before the finale so the finale shows up on the Homepage of subscribers rather than this fanmail. Also, I apologize for how late the video was, today. For some reason, my laptop had a horrible connection, and I had to put the video on a flash drive and upload it on my Mac.

So, we're only two days away. The finale of Master Chief Sucks season three is coming soon! It's cool to see everyone excited and waiting for the new video.

I will have a video, allowing users to suggest video topics after the finale.

See you Wednesday,

Zombamazomba

Chief Show 10 is out!

The Chief Show: Episode 10 - "Your Breath Smells Like Beer"

Episode Description: "Special guest host Vince McMahon, flamboyant chairman of the WWE! Chief talks about the Olympic Hockey final, the paparazzi, and Y2K 2010. A trivia game for Cortana and Sam, and Vince asks the Chief to join a certain club!"

Hey guys, what is up? Nothin' much to say this week. I watched the Olympics hockey final between the US and Canada. It was a great match, though a heartbreaker. Weird coverage of the closing ceremonies, but I watched the Marriage Ref after (starring Jerry Seinfeld, one of my favorite comedians of all time). It was pretty good, but Kelly Ripa and some other woman from the Today Show were on it, and they kinda ruined it for me. Not horrible, but anyway.

So, the next fanmail will be on Monday. Then, drum roll please.... MASTER CHIEF SUCKS AT HAVING A KID!!! Okay, I overreacted a little on that one. Anyway, it will be on Wednesday and I hope you guys enjoy it. Also, I'm gonna come out with a video allowing viewers to send in video suggestions for the next season, in a few weeks.

So, that's about it. See you guys next week!

Sincerely,
Zombamazomba

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 36

Episode Description: "Master Chief talks about his favorite holidays, Dr. Seuss, and the Halo series!"

Hey guys, I was sick this week, but I'm feeling better now. I apologize if the fanmail episode is not up to par. I can sense that some people are curious as to why their question is not being featured. Here are some "do not" guidelines for fanmail:

• Do not make a question too specific to a certain topic that others won't be interested in.
• Do not give me a multiple choice question, try for long answer-type questions.
• Do not ask a question about a question or topic that has already been completely covered in another fanmail episode.

If you are not featured, try again with a different question. I try not to show bias when picking questions. Asking me to feature you, or giving me a compliment does not guarantee that one of your questions will be in an episode.

The finale has been layed out and partially finished. It is two parts, first is 7:30 long and the other is about 6 minutes long. Again, it will be up on March 10.

Getting off Youtube for a moment, how about NBC Olympic Coverage? Really sucks...

Lol. See you guys later!

Have a good weekend, Zombamazomba

Chief Show 9

The Chief Show: Episode 9 - "Undeniable Charisma"

Episode Description: "An action-packed episode! A controversial guest host is on the Chief Show! Chief shows pictures of his "struggle", hosts the Chieflympics games, and even announces his candidacy for the 2012 election!"

Hey guys! So here is the new Chief Show, it's totally loaded. First, it's over five minutes. But it has Chief announcing his candidacy for President and even a guest host! My best friend, GunSlayer360 suggested an idea for a guest host, so I went with it. I'll probably do one for the next episode, too.

I'm working on laying out the finale of season three. I'm glad you guys liked the trailer! I realized that many of you were complaining about the video not being uploaded until March. I'm sorry guys, the video is just so huge, and I'm one guy. With some series, one video is made every few weeks, and there could be multiple people working on it. Remember, I make a video each week, plus the regular MCS videos. I'm just one person. I also have a normal life too. I work hard during the week, spend time with family, and make these videos. Some days, I don't even have a minute of leisure time. So anyway, I hope you guys understand.

So Fanmail 37 will be released on March 8, 2010 (Monday). The finale will be released on that Wednesday.

That's about it, so have a good weekend!

Sincerely,
Zombamazomba

Trailer for Season 3 Finale

Trailer: Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid

Here is the trailer for the finale of season three! It is just a short 1 minute-plus video. As per usual, none of what you see in the trailer will be in the actual video. So really, it's not so much a trailer as it is a preview of what kind of humor you can expect.

The finale will be in two 7-minute parts. I decided I will release it on Wednesday, March 10. I will release the normal Friday video of that week, Fanmail Episode 37, on Monday of the week. This will allow each and every subscriber to see the season finale before I upload my next video.

So that's about it, my friend, GunSlayer360, suggested that I have a guest celebrity host on the Chief Show, so I'm gonna have Howard Stern host the next episode. Look forward to that!

See ya later,
Zombamazomba

Fanmail 35 Uploaded

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 35

Episode Description: "Master Chief talks about dinosaurs, offers Halo rights to the Gears of War franchise, vows to kill Soap Mactavish and Captain Price, and lives life as a rapper!"

Hey guys, here's the new fanmail. It's another long one, 5 minutes in length. Questions from dancingzita, SmashBrawl347, needler117, and Josephthecrazyguy.

The trailer for MCS at Having a Kid will be up on Monday, so stay tuned for that. Because the finale is so massive and requires so much work, I'm giving myself an extra week or two to work on it. Right now, I'm looking to make the video available on Wednesday 3/10 or Friday 3/12. I plan on releasing the normal friday Fanmail/Chief Show on Monday, and then uploading the finale the same week, to make sure that each subscriber gets to see it before the next Friday video shows up in place of it, on their Youtube homepage.

I wrote the script for the finale this past weekend. It is the biggest script by far, with a total of 120 audio files, the most ever. (The closest I've ever gotten to that is 88 audio files for the Christmas Special.) The video will be split into two parts, with each part about 6-7 minutes long. It chronicles tips from the Chief, Cortana's labor, pregnancy classes, Chief building a crib for the baby, and more. I tried to put in every conceivable part of Chief and Cortana preparing for a baby.

So that was a mouthful, but that's it. So yeah, trailer on Monday. Still don't know how exactly it'll look like, but w/e. Okay, see you guys later!

Have a great weekend,
Zombamazomba

EDIT:

I realize that getting featured isn't a big deal anymore, since now thousands of videos are featured rather than a select few like before, but I realize that MCS at Getting a Job, MCS at Fishing, The Adventures of 47: The Hotel, and MCS at Getting Married were featured today. It's not a big deal to most, but I've never known any of my videos to be featured, so it's pretty cool!

Chief Show 8 Out

The Chief Show: Episode 8 - "Epic Fail"



Another massive episode... Damn, I gotta stop doing this crap. This episode tops the last one at over 6 minutes! It was a pain to work on, but here it is. I uploaded it on Thursday, 'cause I'm busy tomorrow. I could've uploaded it yesterday, but I wanted the subscribers to see MCS at Birthdays, before this video shows up on their Youtube Home Page. Hope you enjoy this Chief Show!

I wanna clear something up too. You may notice that Chief doesn't react any different to Cortana, even though she's pregnant. This is because the Chief Show and Master Chief Sucks videos take place in two different universes. Chief Show has its own storyline, regular MCS has its own, and Fanmail has its own. Maybe when Chief's child becomes older I will put him/her on one of the other series. But for now, different storylines for different series!

On next Monday, there will be a trailer for Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid. Haven't exactly decided what's gonna be in there yet. I'm thinking about Chief puking over the live birth, but I haven't decided yet. I may want to do a joke about the birth, in the actual finale.

Hope you guys had a good week, and will have a good weekend!

Sincerely,

Zomba

MCS at Birthdays Out!

Master Chief Sucks at Birthdays

Episode Description: "The second-to-last video of season three! It's Cortana's birthday and Master Chief attempts to make her birthday cake. During a surprise birthday party, Chief realizes he forgot Cortana's present and runs to a jewelry store to get it. When he gets there, a man tries to grab the same gift and gets in a fight with Chief! While recovering from the fight, Cortana drops a bomb on Chief that he did not expect!"

Here it is! Second-to-last video of season three. The finale of the season will be Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid. It'll be some Monday in March. I'll have a trailer for the video out before then.

This video was a mash-up of the ideas MCS at Karate, and MCS at Making Cakes. Both were suggested and voted on for season three. I promised to do them, but they were too short alone. I combined the ideas for this video. Also, jayive34 suggested Master Chief Sucks at Grocery Shopping that I promised to do. UltraHyperShadow made the video MCS at Shopping, so I asked jayive to give me another suggestion that I will make for season four.

I'll write the finale this weekend, and I already wrote the next Chief Show.

On to other news, last Sunday was a disappointing TV day. The Pro Bowl was as uncompetitive as ever, not to mention that many great players from the upcoming Super Bowl did not play. Also, the Grammys were disappointing. No performance from U2, Coldplay, Paul Macca, nothing.

Still a cool week, though. Lol :)

Okay, that's it. I'll see you guys on Friday, enjoy the vid!

Sincerely,
Zomba

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 34

Episode Description: "Master Chief reveals his secret crushes, obsessions, targets, and the true identity of the guy in the UPS commercials!"

Hey guys, how are you doing? First, I'll start with that US soccer game I saw last week. In a huge upset, Honduras beat the USA 3-1. The US played like crap. The game was in LA, but the majority (and I mean 99%) of the crowd were Hondurans. Lol.

I'll upload the next Chief Show on Thursday, instead of Friday. I'm busy on Friday, and I don't want to give you guys a late video.

Master Chief Sucks at Birthdays will be out on Tuesday. I'm gonna release a few trailers for the season finale, before I release the actual finale.

My iStardom rating is fluctuating :)

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba

Chief Show 7

The Chief Show: Episode 7 - "Sin City"

Episode Description: "Find out the true story behind The Hangover, fight E. Coli, donate to the Ban Halo: ODST Fund, and listen to an abusing sales speech in this episode!"

This is a mammoth episode. Seriously. This episode is well over 5 minutes long, with 3 news pieces, and 3 other segments. This episode is mostly about MLK day, The Hangover, and E. Coli outbreaks. It also has a scene from Glengarry Glen Ross. Enjoy and make sure to leave comments if you can, thanks!

MCS at Birthdays, second-to-last video of season 3 is out on February 2nd. After that, MCS at Having a Kid, the finale of the season, will be out in March. I will upload a trailer on February 19th.

That's about it. Pretty normal week. I'm going to see the U.S. National Soccer Team play Honduras tomorrow in L.A. Should be awesome.

Have a good weekend,
Zombamazomba
P.S. My friend solrickydoug2007 has a series called "Master Chief Sucks at Skateboarding". He asked me for ideas one time and I suggested a theme. He did it and dedicated the video to me. Here's Master Chief Sucks at Skateboarding: Episode 2

New Widget

I added an iStardom Widget that will bring you to my homepage. Some wierd stuff on there, I know, I didn't put it there.

Mashable's Open Web Awards is over, so that widget is now gone. Angry Video Game Nerd won for the best online show!

New Fanmail

Master Chief Sucks at Fanmail: Episode 33

Questions from ohmygoditsyomamma, COD41990, maksim123456, 0224Spartan.

Episode Description: "Chief annoys his wife with texts, tells his hobbies, explains his suit, and plays golf with Sam in this episode of Fanmail!"

What's up, guys? Well I had midterms this week, but that's over now and I get a long weekend! Master Chief Sucks at Birthdays may or may not be the second-to-last episode of the season. I was thinking of an angle for the video, but I realized that I'm running out of ideas for videos. I'm gonna have to depend on you guys from now on for suggestions! I don't know, maybe I'll throw a bunch of topics in a hat and pick one. Something like that. I'm gonna write the video now, it should be out on Tuesday, February 2.

Send some fanmail guys! I'm running out of questions, I actually had to pull a question from a year ago that I never did. Remember, you can send three questions for every episode.

Alright, that's about it. See you guys next time.

Have an awesome weekend,
Zombamazomba
P.S. 0224Spartan, one of my biggest fans, is making his own Halo music videos. They're pretty good, check them out if you have time! Thanks.

0224Spartan's Youtube Channel

Chief Show 6 and news about next MCS video!

The Chief Show 6 - "Blue Women With Guns"

Video Description: "Chief brings top news stories about airport security, White House party crashing, and more. And that's not even including an Avatar movie review and an interview with James Cameron... Thomas!"

I uploaded this early, because I have some things to do tomorrow, and I don't want to give you guys a late video.

Hope everyone had a fun New Year! There has been a great response for the Special! Thanks much!

Alright, I got a lot to say, so here we go. First, I stumbled upon a website called iStardom.com. They rank online celebs by their Youtube video views, subscribers, Myspace and Twitter followers and more criteria. I'm not saying it's government-run, but it's pretty accurate. It's ranked 24,000 online people. Just for fun, I submitted my youtube channel and blog to it. After a 24-hour ranking day, it placed me as the 2,426th most famous online entertainer out of 24,000. Some might say that's pathetic, and they're probably right, but I'm very happy about it. You can view my iStardom profile here. There's some weird stuff on there that I didn't put there. For example, there's a poll asking how straight I am. Lol. It was automatically put there. By the way, in case all the "fag" jokes haven't given you a clue, I'm straight as a board. Please vote for the "very straight" option. Lol.

Next, I changed the way I link my videos in my posts, as you can see.

Also, I now write who my videos were inspired by, in the info section of each video. I know that the dumbasses who say I'm a rip-off are not smart enough to look in the info, but I'll do it anyway.

The next regular video will be Master Chief Sucks at Birthdays. I realized there were two more suggestions left in the season 3 voting: Making Cakes and Karate. These videos are too short by themselves so I'm combining them into one episode. It takes place on Cortana's birthday. This is the second-to-last video of season 3. As you can imagine, there is a segway into the finale - Master Chief Sucks at Having a Kid.

Alright, sorry for the long post. Thanks for reading and have a good weekend!

Sincerely,
Zomba